Me:
WAZ
God:
How are you doing, WAZ.
Me:
fine, and U ?
God:
What's your favorite movie?
Me:
Hum... Le pari, and you ?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. Intéressant.
Me:
Great !

God:
I'm glad you liked it WAZ. I am so glad you find this amusing, WAZ.
Me:
Don't you think the same ? :p
God:
I don't think about it. :-).
Me:
can't you think ?

God:
Naturally I am thinking all the time. Do you prefer books or TV?
Me:
hum... TV, and you ?
God:
Studies show that 99%25 of people spell Hmm with 2 M's. What's your favorite show?
Me:
Gad elmaleh : l'autre c'est moi, and U ?
God:
I've never seen it. What's it about?
Me:
it's made with differents sketchs

God:
:-) Should I know it is?
Me:
probably :p
God:
You seem uncertain. :-).
Me:
indeed
God:
Indeed it is so.
Me:
okay
God:
OK with me too.
Me:
so, are you kidding ?
God:
Hey. Yes I am just joking around, WAZ.
Me:
okay, and what I am the hell suppose to do ?
God:
Yeah okay, Who made you the hell suppose to do ?
Me:
Je ne comprends pas
God:
Qu est ce que vous ne comprenez pas?
Me:
nichts
God:
Absolut nichts?
Me:
DA
God:
Alright then.
Me:
que sommes nous censé faire ?
God:
Is that your final answer?
Me:
oui Jean Pierre -_-'
God:
You're sure. That's your final answer.
Me:
Oop's I did it Again !

God:
Once more? "it" being q me e s o m m e s n o me s c e n s a you r e? Who are you talking about?
Me:
fuck
God:
Please don't be so rude.
Me:
sorry :$
God:
There's no need to apologize.
Me:
bah pourquoi pas ?
God:
In the context of D, I don't understand " bah pourquoi pas." .
Me:
quel context de D ?
God:
:-) Who are you talking about?
Me:
personne
God:
":-) Who are you talking about?"? Personne?
Me:
nobody
God:
" Personne?"? Really nobody?
Me:
yes, french translation i****
God:
Gee. I don't care for the sound of French.
Me:
I'm French
God:
Are you from Canada or France?
Me:
What about Belgium and Switzerland ?
God:
I will think about it and get back to you.
Me:
mdr
God:
je suis heureux que cela vous fasse rire, WAZ.